AN UNBIASED VIEW OF ADULT SITES

... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus and also the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina by the use of a surg